press kit — dumb calories

the calorie app for people who hate calorie apps. text, snap, or voice-log your meals. no barcodes. no grams. no nested menus.

one-paragraph description

dumb calories is a calorie-tracking app built for people who have tried mfp, cal ai, or noom and bounced. users log food by texting, snapping a photo, or sending a voice memo — the app's ai handles the rest. the design bet: showing up every day beats precision. ±20kcal per entry averages out; friction is what actually kills habits. built in berlin as a side project, live on ios and web.

founder quote

"every calorie app i tried punished me for logging. i wanted one that let me fire-and-forget and moved on. nobody was building that, so i built it." — founder, dumb calories (pseudonymous — reveal forthcoming)

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contact

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