the calorie app for people who hate calorie apps. text, snap, or voice-log your meals. no barcodes. no grams. no nested menus.
dumb calories is a calorie-tracking app built for people who have tried mfp, cal ai, or noom and bounced. users log food by texting, snapping a photo, or sending a voice memo — the app's ai handles the rest. the design bet: showing up every day beats precision. ±20kcal per entry averages out; friction is what actually kills habits. built in berlin as a side project, live on ios and web.